Jonny went fishing and he didn’t now how to cast his pole and he asked his friend joe how to cast it and then he cast he only cast 3feet and he never learned how to do it.
sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣
Why is the ocean blue?
A: because the fish go blu-blu
why did the lonely fish get a detention? because he left the school
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
Who was not happy that the Titanic Sank the fish under it
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing because fish cant talk
I said to the fish I have dam
i shidded out my baby then became a fish
What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found.
Don't be emo be happy NEMO
i have a fish that can breakdance! only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
what is a fish without i's fsh
2+2=🐟
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
True Story
A CO was receiving inmates as they're being recalled from their assigned jobs to prepare for count. An inmate that had passed the officer returned bleeding through his trousers from his crotch. The inmate had an argument with his lover who had told him that he wasn't enough woman for him. As the inmate was bleeding he was crying out. "He doesn't love me anymore!!" The officer called for medical assistance and went into the assigned cell. He found the severed penis. He fished it out of the toilet and placed it in a plastic bag with ice. He claimed that the medical staff at the hospital could reattach it. He took a ribbing from his fellow officers, because ,most would've flushed it. I retired and months later saw a fellow officer at the store. As we caught up, I mentioned that the last incident I responded to was 'the severed penis' the officer tells me that the inmate severed his penis again after it was reattached and flushed it himself.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish", and the Clownfish "Nemo fish" 🤣
I do this too often!!
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
Like this joke if you LOLed! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I ate nemo
What do an orphans parents have in commn with Nemo? They all can't be found.