A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can FEEL it
Motivational Quote for today: if you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
Why did Daveon go to the doctor? Because he was feeling 'daveon' in the dumps.
Slade must be WiFi... because i’m not feeling a CONNECTION
I feel bad for the people who were born on April,1 Their life is a joke
SORRY TO HEAR YOU FEEL LIKE POO!
