Father's Day

Father's Day Jokes

I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on fathers day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.

orphans have 263 days on a calendar because they dont have mothers or fathers day.

Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?

Because they don't got homecoming, fathers day, and mothers day

everyone: so wait let me get this straight feminist want to cancel fathers day because it is offensive to single mothers

feminist: correct

everyone: THEN WTF IS THE POINT OF MOTHERS DAY

Myla what did you do for fathers day Myla: i went to a restaurant Timmy what did you do for fathers day Timmy: i went to a concert Olivia what did you do for fathers day Olivia: talked to him through an ouija board

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a “mothers” or “fathers” day