Why are Mexican families so big? They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Blonde starts new job at local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.... The gentleman has a good look round before saying to the blonde 'it looks perfect....But Cargo space?' To which she instantly replied 'Oh I'm Sorry sir, Car only for road.
Why didn't the orphan go to orphanage? He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
Dad- Son do you want to play roc’ ‘‘em soc robots?
Son- sure, let me get it from the closet
Dad- No, bring your sisters, just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
I told my fam a joke
They all looked at me weird and one person even said “I’m sorry”
Son: Dad were are you Dad: Getting another one Son: Getting what Dad: Dad
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humour? Because it can't hit home
Kid: Mum how do you know someone is drunk? Mum: See the four birds over there Kid: huh, wait a minute. Mum: A drunk person would see eight. Kid: Mum but there is only two.
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family. Right in front of his stupid face.
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There was a kid crying. I asked him where his perants were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
What did mommy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her? I really hit the mother lode with you.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
