I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend so I fuck her, turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about. And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her but this time it was her Identical triplet. There 3 of them.... AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!
you ever look back at your ex and are like 'wow! what was i think?' then i start to think i was the problem :( just kidding fuck that asshole
why did the dinosaur take a bath? so it can get ex-stinked
My last relationship ended because my ex girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset, to be honest I didn't like her anyway, she kept telling me I never listen, or something like that
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child*
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell? Explosion
Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. so when i was little, i met this girl. her name was Leah. we were besties for a while until i turned 13. then i asked if she wanted to date me. she said yes! but one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. i was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
my ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends. so she said i was usless in bed. should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
my ex friends are depressed there names are kaitlyn and ava
Ur butt is bigger then my ex-girlfriend’s butt and I love it
What do the twin towers and my ex have in comman? The both fell on my dad.
My ex.
Suicide is as easy as my ex wife
My ex was orphan as a child I should have taken that as the first sign. If her parents didn't want her, why would I.
Dont take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you, as a joke
