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The Ohio Skibidi Gyat Toad (A.k.a
Evil Toad) is a Toad that got
skibidied by the gyat of Bowser
and got the rizzler from the fanum
taxed Ohio. These Toads are
capable of rizzing the gyat out of
Mario and his skibidies.

Yo mama so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.

What you think about my sudoku record? Evil sudoku, no notes, no hints!

8
2
Difficulty: Easy
Medium Hard
95 7 1 3 24 8 6
8 79
25
682 9 5 4 1 7 3
4 37 5 1
4 8
69
1 3 4 6
(O
473 3/8
3 2 1
798461
546
692
1 57 9 6 3
5 2
8694
5 3
3 2
6 3
5 7
7 8
Expert
32
29
9
Evil
8
8 1
17
Mistakes: 2/3
Undo
1
4
7
Erase
Notes
2
OFF
02:20
8
11
Hint
3
5 6
New Game
9

I have a huge thought, if s@tan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good.

This is so true

1999
Mysoginist Retard
Hardworking
Housewife
Voice of Reason
EVE
Teenage Boy
Teenage Girl
Evil Mastermind
Space Occupier
Liberal Douche
2009
Retard
813
Gay
Retard
Punching Bag

ONLY THE DEAD CAN KNOW
PEACE FROM THIS EVIL

Apparently as a 4-year old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest. Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.

16
Girlfriend
Can be pretty but not
always
Knows how to do a
makeup
Can break your heart
Will choose a bad boy Will always distinguish
good and evil
Will force you to choose
between her and your
friend
Keetongu
Beautiful, symetric
shape will always be
pleasant to eye
Weak fighter, has to be
protected
Knows every kind of
poison
Will always protect you
with his absorbing
shield
Will help you save your
friend
Can crush Sidorak
with his bare hands

hitler is a national hero he killed hitler... oh wait

when Queen Elizabeth does her evil face when she hates someone : be like :'/

A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins the doctor said but the lady was like

The lady: ugh why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl not a boy to just a girl!!!!!!!,!

The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma the man who was in labor died the two babys got a nanny a evil one the nanny killed the babys on there first birthday

God=what I hope to be Devil=what I can't accept

I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.

satan and the devil are alter egos

What is a reversed exorcism ? It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body </3

THE REASON WHY WOMEN HAVE SUFFERED LONGER THEN MEN IS BECAUSE MEN ARE USING WOMEN AND ABUSING THEM AS TOOLS AND PROPERTY WHICH THEY AREN’T DURING WWll WOMEN WERE USED EVERYDAY BY EVIL MEN FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEIR WIVES AND MUSILM WOMEN ARE BEING RAPED, WOMEN CHILDREN ARW BEING RAPED EVERYDAY WHILE YOU FUCKING TURDS OF HUMAN SHIT ARE MAKING JOKES OF ISSUES THAT NEED TO STOP SO STO WITH THE HOMOPHOBIA, ISLAMPHOBIA, BIPHOBIA AND ALL THE OTHER PHOBIAS MAKE SEXUAL HARASSMENT, ASSAULT AND RAPE VICTIMS VOICES HEARD WE WILL NOT STAY SILENT BECAUSE OF THIS SHITTY APP! ALSO GOD CREATED WOMEN EQUALY AS MEN DO NOT MISTREAT YOUE SISTERS, MOTHERS, AUNGS, MOTHER IN LAWS HOPE ALL YOU RAPISTS SEXUAL ABUSERS, SEXUAL ASSAULTERS ROT IN HELL WHERE YOU DESERVE TO BE NOT IN THIS COUNTRY OR ANY OTHER PLACE HELL IS WHERE YOU BELONG 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿

How do you know you are blessed by God?

You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other

What did the evil chicken lay?

Deviled egg

What is the difference between jesus and the devil? When the devil came to earth he was the one with the nail gun.

I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like usa and China and the rest of the west!