Who am I rooting for during the Superbowl? Easy. Taylor Swift
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center? Because its an easy target.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante and Neymar! At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.
My wife said if I rape her again she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared." "It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
you look easy to draw.
You know I like my girls how I like my 9/11. Two twins that go down easy
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion.
i like to make your mom jokes
because there easy like your mom
Why is it easy to defeat America ic clash of clans? Because they have already got 2 towers down
