What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk
Your mom is so weak when she jumped from the Twin Towers her baby became disabled
Did u hear about the tiktok post that offend disable people, some didn't reply cause the comment is disable
Why did the disable kid cross the road (Why?) He can't
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair? You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna
Steamed veggies
Today I was at PE and I saw a kid in a wheel chair I threw a basketball at him and I yelled rocket league.
what do you call a cripple convention? a salad.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
why did hellen kellers dogs run away? because wouldn’t you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir.
I ran over three disabled kids
Cripple kill
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? " they can move it move . ( from king julian)
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? "im still standing, yeah yeah yeah" (from elton john)
What do you call a kid with down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?Sum ting wong. 💀💀
what do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
dine and dash
What do u call a cut cucumber? A guy with no legs
I went up to the deaf kid and said I’m going to punch u in 3 2 1 and he ended up with a broken nose and I said u should have listened to me
So i told the officer
I cant even walk when Im sober
