my aunt used to say "slow and steady wins the race". she died in a fire.
i tried to fight a razor. it cut me so deep i tought i would die.. turns out he didnt kill me. i was never happy but that shit made me angry
My girlfriend went to Tokyo and she died in the tsunami. Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean".
my grandma always said, slow and steady wins the race. she died in a fire.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM ACTUALLY THE CHICKEN CANT CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS ITS UNER SOME ROOSTER IR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN AND THEY WILL DIE.🤓
Jesus tried solving the rubik cube but died on the cross
Dying mall be like...
Toys were us
Goodbye kitty
Dying Canes
Yo mama so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her he died
Sayori: *dies* Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊" MC: "😨"
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
