Depression

Depression Jokes

It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.

It funny how you feel so alone with depression and yet once you tell people on some random website so may people relate unfortunately it doesn't stop the loneliness

Friend 1: did you? Depressed friend 2: I didn't! Friend one: swear on your life! Depressed friend 2: I swear A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight

I saw this one quote of the people who smile the most are covering the most pain I think this is true just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends but with my parents and family I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do. I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe 22/24 but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate saying I would tell her that my depression got worse she went along with it but I haven't told my mum and I know make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist

Mum: if your friend jumped of a cliff would you Me: oh yeah no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first

do depressed people hate swimming. They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression but they love it cus it might make all their dreams come true

There are pain killers but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.

Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.

What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree? The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.

Whats happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five

The tree leaves him hanging :)

My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.