Newest Degree Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the rapper go to school?

To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY

Why did the rapper go to school?

To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS

This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio
conversation between the British and the Irish,
off the coast of Kerry, Oct 98. Radio conversation
released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-01:
IRISH
BRITISH
IRISH
BRITISH
IRISH
BRITISH
IRISH
Please divert your course 15 degrees to
the South, to avoid a collision.
Recommend you divert your course
15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.
Negative. You will have to divert your
course 15 degrees to the South to avoid
a collision.
This is the Captain of a British navy ship.
I say again, divert YOUR course.
Negative. I say again. You will have to
divert YOUR course.
THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER
HMS BRITANNIA! THE SECOND LARGEST
SHIP IN THE BRITISH ATLANTIC FLEET. WE
ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS,
THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS
SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU
CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH,
I SAY AGAIN, THAT IS 15 DEGREES NORTH,
OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE
UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF
THIS SHIP.
We are a lighthouse. Your call.

Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his masters degree

egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, mf look like a damn balloon. call me kobe cause im finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo parents. mr clean, bootleg saitama lookin ass mfer. no hair? :(

I got in an argument, with the 90 degree angle. And guess What? It was right!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!? I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms

Why did the slave go to college? To get his master's degree.

1. Full name: John 2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run. 3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream. 4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated. 5. Mental health: mentally retarded. 6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit. 7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named as Redwing and the lizard named as Notail 8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock. 9. Working motivation: none.

I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John

i thought you were just raising your eyebrow but I checked x-ray and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right

The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said “Celsius.”

Why was a oven so smart. It had 70 degrees

Why are mountains so smart Cuz they have a degree

why did the sun not go to college because it already have a million degrees!

What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?

The thot that counts

If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.

Mom: Anna let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time and you the other half that way it will all be fair and I don't have to put up with this crying, I've already got 7 others to take care of.

Anna: I do mom. I have Fred(younger brother) go up and I go down!

Mom: Good. NOW HOW 'BOUT THE REST OF YOU GO PLAY OUTSIDE IT'S BEAUTIFUL OUT THERE IT'S THE WARMEST IT'S BEEN ALL YEAR, 45 DEGREES BELOW 0!

Kids: WOW! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!