stolen dad jokes: "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes. A few hours later dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said “honey can you get the mashed potatoes” dad said “why she’s right here”
son: Dad i know i’m adopted dad: well how do you know son: i found the adoption papers dad: that is for your mum
if you know you know
my sister is pregnant i’m a be a dad
yeah u can call me daddy son
son: can i go to my friends mum? mum: no! son: dad was right i am a son of a bitch! mum: bad news but your adopted!!
my sisters pregnant, ima be a dad!
my dad came out of my step sister's room as I came out of my step mum's room
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast,
The orphanage worker just said “ don’t be silly”
dad: "honey ill be right back i need to get some papers " me: "ok" falls asleep.. *wakes up in an adoption center* damn it was those kind of papers..
whats the difference between a black person and a white person.
one has a dad , while the other searches.
My friend says. You should try Oreos with water. Me no. Because my dad actually came back with the milf
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor? Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap. Son: But Daddy, I'm blind. Dad: Exactly.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Dad: Don't know, why? Son: Because they taste funny.
i love telling dad jokes,he always laughs
i have a jock about paper its tearable
A man's daughter comes home from school and asked her dad if she can borrow the car. The father replies, no its too late at night. The daughter says cmon dad. I'll do anything. The dad says OK suck my dick. The daughter says no that's disgusting. The dad says you want the car. You said you'll do anything. The daughter agrees. Just as she is about to put her father's dick into her mouth. She stops and says eww dad your dick smells like shit. The dad replies yeah well your brother borrowed the car about an hour ago.
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off
hondos dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a hondo hondos dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a hondo hondos dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a hondo hondos dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a hondo
