My dad never came back with the milk my mom told me he's in the army
Why are most absent dads mechanics
They like to nut and bolt
A dad tells his son “Stop masturbating! if you do it too long you will go blind.” The son replied “Dad, I’m over here.
2023- my dad is a cop
1800- my dad owns your dad
Why shouldn't you trust tree's? because they seem shady
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A Sturgeon
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
yo dad is so hairy people chased him because they thought he was bigfoot.
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant. Dad: well is she already part of the family? Son: Yes, why? Dad: then there’s no need to be worried.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a Family.
Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Your dad. (But my dads dead.) I know, just reminding you!
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
