I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option, self harm just hasnβt been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
Why emo grass is better then normal grass? Emo grass gonna cut themself
Making a comforting breakfast But you have a knife.
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
I like ya cut g'* Slaps wrist*
Why does Newton don't cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he want Minecraft to be REALISTIC
Two Friends are in a hospital in the lobby, Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying. Friend 1 "*crying hysterically*" Friends 2 "why are you crying?" Friend 1 "I came here for a blood test" Friend 2 "So? are you afraid?" Friend 1 "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger." Friend 2 "*crying hysterically*" Friend 1 "why are you crying?" Friend 2 "I came here for a urine test."
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
I hope u like this it took 5 minutes to make. what's_up also has good jokes to favorite him/her/them plz
um I need help how should I deal with depression?
joke: I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself
After a suicide joke say Dont leave me hanging or iβll cut it out
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade
how do u cut your grass without a lawnmower? - u dye it blue and it will cut itself
A man was walking home but felt tired so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap tap then out of the corner of his eye he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone the man said "you scared me I thought you were a ghost" the other person mumbled "they spelt my name wrong"
why did the emo get in put at the back of the line, he cut himself
(whats the quickest way to get to the hospital? - just stand in the middle of a busy road) (whats red and bad for your teeth? - a brick) (what do my dad and nemo have in common? - the both can't be found) (what do you do after raping a deaf person? - cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone) ( MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;] )
