(whats the quickest way to get to the hospital? - just stand in the middle of a busy road) (whats red and bad for your teeth? - a brick) (what do my dad and nemo have in common? - the both can't be found) (what do you do after raping a deaf person? - cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone) ( MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;] )
your hairline is so mesed up i thot a 2 year old cut you up
being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. they get to play Cut the rope on the job all the time!
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
friend:stop w the sh jokes there not funny me: its not that deep. ill cut it out
i love u like my cuts deeply
I was joking about self harm to my friend and she told me to CUT it out, I couldn't even laugh. When we were at the self checkout she started scanning my arms, I asked her what she was doing she said, ̈Trying to see if it beeps, ya think id get it to work if I scanned your thighs? ̈ I said, ̈Nah bro you'd overload the system if you put it there. ̈
If somebody gives you Lemons,cut them in half and do the Juice in his eyes.
Emo girls are bad but whats worst cutting yourself.
i got jealous of the zebras, sorry i’ll cut it out, i wanted to practice for my med school test
what is the difference between a emo kid and a cutting board
What do Emo's say to eachother? I likeyour cuts G.
I Bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo..
Who was the meanest man in the world: He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
so, a few hours ago my friend said i need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes...like...it's really not that deep?
what do u call a emo with knife cuts on their wrist a barcode
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
I downloaded fruit ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself
How do you make a emo mad at you. Cut the rope
