your hair line went so back you had to cry to your mama
Never give up cuz never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say good bye never gonna desert you
You so ugly whenever you say hi to so when they walk away and say that you were too ugly and they go take a bath right away cuz you so stinky and they say that you look like your mama wait your Mama must be either just like you because I can see her way from a mile You say you put on perfume but every time I spell you you feel like you poo poo you're so ugly that when your mom look in the mirror you cry you're so stupid the second grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten Head start every grade below you you can't even go to 20 grade stands for 9th grade you can't even go to grocery stores and people that tell you that you're so ugly they give you compliments just to make you feel better you know that everybody just like you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings so just stay in your mind hey you want to text Matt you know it was you because every time you see you you think that you matter fact he doesn't even like it for you he just want your money girl who even like you ππ
Two Friends are in a hospital in the lobby, Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying. Friend 1 "*crying hysterically*" Friends 2 "why are you crying?" Friend 1 "I came here for a blood test" Friend 2 "So? are you afraid?" Friend 1 "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger." Friend 2 "*crying hysterically*" Friend 1 "why are you crying?" Friend 2 "I came here for a urine test."
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down ππ
A kid came in the orphanage with a dead fish she was crying Why was the kid crying in the orphanage because someone came for the fish
One day a man visited an orphanage Then he sees a kid crying the man asked "where are your parents" and the kid cries even harder
Myq sister told only onions make you u cry so i alway hit her back when she hit me but i hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
βWhatβs wrong? Why are you crying?β
The boy points down. βMummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edgeβ.
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt
βItβs really not your day, is it?β
how much emo kids dos it take to screw in a light blub. none they just sit in the dark and cry
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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Why do orphans like boomerang more then there parents? The boomerang comes back
One day I saw a kid cry so I go. Let's go find your parents. I miss my job at the orphanage
why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room
why did the orphan cry to the teacher because they have no one else
A girl came to my house she said whereβs your parents I started crying
pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they cant cry to their parents
Your hairline is so messed up it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry
