Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the streat?
To get them into his van.
why did sophia cross the road to eat her nuggies
Pls follow me at Mary.cristal03 On tiktok why did the chicken cross the road ? Really there is an answer and he never made it across so
Why did the orphan cross the road? To try to find his parents but it was FREAKING USELESS
Why did the knight cross the road
He can not because his armor was to heavy
Why did your mom cross the road? Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my dick!
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi and a lesbian that is a progressive democrat and a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco California one of Jehovah's Witnesses
What do you get when you cross a fat christain nationalist that is heteroflexable and a christain nationalist politician who is also a born again christain and a conservative republican that has a small penis a tv evangelist on steroids
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary
What do you get when you cross a panhandler and a politician and a lobbyist and a prostitute and a sodomite a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY? To go see yo mama!
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle? A Dildo.
Why did Monaco Cross the road? it smashed a 1 mile radius of the road + the chicken
Why did the dog cross the road twice? Because he was trying to catch a boomerang
why did the sperm cross the road? i put on the wrong socks this morning
Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed receiving medical treatment soon after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit Bob and told him this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb peaking mountains, and cross low valleys."
little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor
