Crematorium

Crematorium Jokes

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence." Anybody relate?

I have double standards, burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.

You find some dust on the ground. Your friends dare you to snort it... Then you realize your in a crematorium.

I hate double standards – burn a body at a crematorium and you’re being, a respectful friend.

But do it at home and you’re, destroying evidence.

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets! UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!! Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE! Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematoriom you're doing "a good job" do it at home and your "destroying evidence." Error sans: every time you make a typo, the errorists win..

I hate double standards if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing a good job if you burn a body t home you're destroying evidence.

I hate these double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium and your doing a good thing, burn a body at home and your destroying evidence

I hate these double standards.

if you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job" if you do it at home you're "destroying evidence"