why do cows have big because they have big balls
I love almond milk. Itâs unlike any udder milk.
Fancy playing rodeo sex? â ok thenâ she said !! then put your dick in her ass and say itâs not as tight as ya sisters ass and hold on for dear life .. real life cow bow boy shit !!!
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it
What should I call a burger. A cow burger
why did the baby cow cross the road to find it's mom who has the milk
whats the difference between your mom and fat female cow... a female cow doesn't have a dick
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes itâs a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesnât change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and donât let people break your dreams and donât Forget them either so no matter who you are donât let people change who you aređșđź
When the cow goes moo and sheep say baaa and the bull says boo
How do cows like to play games ? Moobile (Mobile)
Cow jokes are udder- culous (ridiculous)
Wow these cow jokes are moo-amazing
I would Curse at u but my country praises cows
WOULD YOU RATHER: Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t? or Drink a gallon of sperm?
Q:what do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!!!!
What is a difference between a cow and a chicken
Its white and its brown
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good so he started selling it to taco bell then ate a cow all the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then game them some toe jam they loved it so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam it was so good then one of the aliens ate there dog so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli
