A husband comes home from work one day and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A MIXTAPE CHEF
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in calabasas
I was kicked out of a orphanage kitchen because I yelled hurry up some of us have homes to get back to.
