Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college? Bring them young
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% Graduation rate and he said "Your mom doesn't count as a college"
It’s sleepover, with three kids, which are friends. Kid 1: let’s eat pancake! Kid 2: agreed! The kid named Pancake:
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back.
Why did the slave go to college? To get his master's degree.
Seeing so many balding College students is so sad.... Like why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you ?!?!
What college can Steven Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
I was writing my final exams, and i saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world, to my knowledge i chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG, i was shocked beyond repair, shame on you psg, im now a college dropout
I laugh when I realized that my suicide letter is way more longer than my sibling's college essay.
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs Jones walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked "so, are you guys ready for college?" And Brian answered "no way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking *seven cruel hours of our lives*." Angela replied "never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is *mental abuse to humans*!" And Jack said "school has been a waste of so much time I'll never get back, and after these *finals* I've realized...*fuck, I never actually learned shit*!"
Why can’t orphans go to college cuz they have no one to talk to💀💀💀💀💀
