I snorted a line of coke off my 8 year old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining. Probably because she was already dead
Any body who doesn't like Pepsi is a coke —suckered
Mommy mommy! Are we Drug dealers? Shut up and cut the coke.
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea
What's the difference between captain Morgan and any Winehouse? Captain Morgan comes alive when you added coke.
blake drinks coke
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
Why does NASA only serve Coke? Because they can't get Seven-Up!
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
So there are these 3 strings, they walk into a bar. People are giving them looks. The small chap is your typical thin cord. He walks to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. He replies, "Oii, your kind ain't welcomed here so take your drink, mates and fuck off." He goes back to his mates and says, "We'd better get outta here." "Nonsense." replies the mid guy, he's your typical string. Goes to the barman and same story. Finally the last guy, He's your typical rope. He burst out, "Fuck this!". He twits and ties himself whilst messing up his hair. He struts up to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. The barman does so and whilst he prepares the drink he opens with, "Say aren't you a string?" "No, I'm a frayed knot."
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of coke - Louie Fennell 2018
