Today in 3rd grade english the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take ur clothes off?" Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "you can't ask that." The english teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired." Finally Little Tim raises his hand, "the shower ma'am." The english teacher clapped her hands, "good job Tim and as for you Elsa you do not have the body for that."
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey is dad late to pick you up again? Child: No mum. Dad is here but he is talking about me to the Mrs Lili the math teacher Mom: Can you here them? Child: I think... they are watching a good movie. Mom: Why do you think that? Child: Because I keep hearing this HOLDS ONTO PHONE AND clap, clap, clap
why did the t-rex not clap when you won a prize ans - cuz its dead
mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)
How to make an orphan BLEED Step 1- Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family Step 2- LAUGH EVILY as they BLEED Step 3- tell them to kys Step 4- leave that mental asylum
What can’t a person with no arms do: if your happy and you know it clap your hands
"Dad? What's dark humor?" "See that man with no arms over there son, tell him to clap." "But daddy, I'm blind."
We clap when we see you we clap our hands over our eyes
Pilot: This is my last flight everyone Passangers: *Clap* Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason. To conquer my greatest fear. Flight Attendant: And what is that? Pilot: Dying alone. * speeds up towards Twin Towers* Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jeng------
your mamma so fat thanos had to clap 4 times
Aitana is so fat that thanos had to clap for her to disappear
This song is sus Because I’m happy CLAP along if u fell like happiness is the root What are u clapping
Your so clapped that you make susan boyle attractive
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms. I can do anything u normal people can do. Me: 🎵If you’re happy and u know it clap ur hands! 🎶
clap em sis!
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
Cause I clapped him cheeks fool!
