Chuck Norris used to be an orphan
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 80 people
Then it exploded.
Death once had a near chuck experience.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes. Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and medusa had a staring contest medusa turned to stone
some people can juggle chain saws Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling china saws
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a uni cycle
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as RedBull
Chuck Norris one put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.
Chuck Norris and Time had a race...
Result: Time is still running...
Total gym
Chuck Norris hasn’t decided yet when Jimmy Hoffa can come out.
My pee pee fell off