Christmas Tree

Christmas Tree Jokes

This year I'm going to name my Christmas Tree , Amy Winehouse , because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room

A week before Christmas my wife left me, she said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore. On Christmas eve Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "all I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world." On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.

Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree In between Christmas two and Christmas four πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey