Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of CHILL FLOWS
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
Chill MC
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, CHILL!”
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I fonder why....
When I'm chilling and a little kid runes my moment
My heart says to stop because it hurts Bro chill its really not that deep
I told someone some jokes y'know fruit ninja, barcode legs, french puppet thigh wrings. And she was like saying thats not cool and stuff. So she reported me and it was like. The counselor: So i've heard you've been making sh jokes? Me: You say it like it's a bad thing Her: It is Me: chill bro it aint that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)
Met the emo kid today he was pretty chill he was just hanging out
JACK AND JILL 2.0
After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,
Jack was screaming till his voice went nil
And Jill screamed "Chill!"
daday chill pis ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
My friends were the pilots on 911 they told me. "bro chill its just a prank."
When you are chilling in the world trade center and then you suddenly get airplane wifi
Someone said to me when it was winter it time for you to “chill out” I was like 👁👄👁
health commercials be like:
serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, Diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, Cancer, Diabetes, Aids, Clamedia, Lupus, Ebola, polio, Leprosy, Pulmanary edema, heart attack, heart falure, yellow fever, but worst of all DEATH
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite. And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to the they get orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine." The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked "Now what?"
