I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cause dam you lookin kinda Au Ti S Ti C
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium? Because you are looking a little bit Ga Y
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon? Cuz youโre looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isnโt working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...
Hey girl are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano
2 Scientists walk into a bar, the first one asks for a glass of H2O, the second one asks for a glass of H2O too, the second one dies, why?
My uncle is an alchemist
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC
two scientists walk into a bar, the first one says: " i'll have some H2O "
the second one says: " i'll have some H2O too " and then he died.
Why can't you trust the atom cose they make up everything
What do you call two emo's in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Have you learn SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard
What's SoDN?
Suck On deez nuts
I once told a chemistry joke....sadly it got no reaction
I was writing my final exams, and i saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world, to my knowledge i chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG, i was shocked beyond repair, shame on you psg, im now a college dropout
What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
Why canโt you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
tell me joke about sodium
Na.
if h2o is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? h2o cubed.