2 women, Jane and Emma, are in the afterlife waiting for judgement. Emma turns to Jane and says "I'm just curious, but how did you die?"
Jane replies with "I burnt to death."
Emma, shocked, responds with "That sounds horrible! What was it like?"
Jane answers with "It first felt really hot and painful, but then I felt nothing. How did you die?"r> Emma replies with "Well, I believed my husband was cheating on me. I decided to leave work early one day to make sure he was loyal. I found him on the phone with his mother. I thought he was hiding something from me so I ran to the bedroom and found nothing. Then I sprinted to the kitchen and didn't find anything. I then jolted outside to the backyard and just found that he hadn't cleaned the pool. I was so tired from running that I fell over into the pool and drowned."
Jane retorts with "Well if you checked the oven neither of us would be here right now."
why do you not play with a cheetah because they cheat
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming. She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. đ
why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy? Because he wanted someone to call mommy and daddy
A man died and went to heaven, everytime you cheat you get a worse car, the first man cheated 5 times he got a jeep, the second man cheat 3 times he got a BMW, the third man never cheated he got a Lamborghini, the second man saw the third man sad he said "why are you sad" the third man said "I saw my wife with a scooter".
????: Omg my Blind Boyfriend cheated on me
Me: what did you expect him to see other hoes...
Thomas Jeffersonâs 80th b-day bash be like: Jackson: CALHOUN! YOUâRE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION???
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats the other one says â your such a Cheetah!â Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
A man comes to an assassin who charges $1000 per shot he tell the assassin my wifeâs been cheating on me I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot the guy in the dick, when they arrive they wait the man asks why he hasnât taken the shot the assassin says I know how I can save you $1000
There are three people on the steps of Heaven. God tells them all he is having a good day and if they make him laugh by telling him how they died he will let them in. The first one said I just finished a long day of work and I get home and right as I stepped in I knew my wife was cheating on me. I searched everywhere and I couldnât find anybody so I got a drink and went to the balcony and then I saw him, hanging off the ledge of the balcony. I kicked his hands but he wouldnât fall so I threw a Refrigerator at him and I fell with the Refrigerator. God busted out laughing and let him in. The next person walked up and God told him the same thing he told the other person. God told him that he didnât think that he could make him laugh more than the first person. The second guy said, so get this Iâm a window washer on the 8th floor Iâm washing the windows like normal and this enraged psychopath walks up and starts kicking my hands and then he throws a refrigerator at me and I die. God bursts out laughing so much to where he falls off his chair and he lets the guy through. The next guy comes up and God tells him the same thing he told the last two people and he tells him that there is no way that he can make him laugh more than the other two did. So he starts talking. So get this Iâm in a refrigerator...
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of jeff bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you and the mcdonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
I caught my wife cheating on me. I beet my son and grounded him.
As a son I was starting to do pranks. I told my momâs boyfriend that she cheated on him, and she donât want to be with him no more, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny. Then I told my friend girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out, and wanted to co front me in my house. I wasnât home. My friend told my mom what happen then my mom said the same thing happen to me. I came home one day I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job I ask whatâs going on. My friend told your mom is my new girlfriend & my mom said this is the penis of my dreams.
I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips
Trump cheated somuch he cheated himself out of an election!
my boyfriend accused me of cheating. i told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.
My bff asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?" I said: "Why?" My bff says: "Well its because he was already cheating." I said: "KNEW IT!"
What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!
