When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
Why was baptism invented. How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys.
Why can’t orphans be married
Because they won’t have their parents blessings
Spray and pray, also known as a priest with an altar boy
a russian wedding should be called a soviet union
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception? He toasts the groom
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys
my grandma told me i was next at my brothers wedding so i told her she was next at her husband's funeral
what do you call it when you get married in panera bread
panera wed
imma eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before i die just to make the cremation a lil more interesting
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the isle.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one inn0cent 🐐 g0at was k!lled for your traditional marriage😔☹️☹️☹️
COME MY CHILDREN TO THE BREAD CULTT
What did the priest say during the christening 'So anyway I started blasting'
So a man goes to church is dipped in water 3 times by a Priest as he says, " From now on your name is Michael and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol. " . Soon after the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips it in the water 3 times while saying, " From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol. " .
why do priests perform baptisms, so they can see children wet
Hey did you know that 9/11 won a grammy?
Yes best comedy award.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer? Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
