If you're an AISH caseworker is being the victim of a necrophiliac a compliment? Cause nobody loves them while they<re alive.
Why were the twin towers mad..... cause they bought a pepperoni pizza but they got plane
Your mama so fat that she can’t even talk even she Kevin say oh my gosh cause she has a big ass mouth
I had to write an essay about africa and I failed cause I plagiarized the hunger games script
your hair and your hairline must be best friends cause they go waaaaay back
why couldn't people have there phone on airplane mode during 9/11... cause there phone exploded the towers
Why is jonnyy baiiiiii sad cause he no shower pero
We better stop telling orphan jokes cause their parents will get mad. Oh...wait...nevermind
Why cant orphans play on a computer?
Cause they have no motherboard.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car all the pricks are on the inside.
(Thanks to lostin Flowers cause this one is fucking funny)
hey you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Why can’t orphans play baseball cause they can’t find home plate
Are you a border cause I can't get over you.
Your so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks
Why can't orphans play baseball, they don’t know where home is
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy
If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the can’t see their parents
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they don’t know what a mummy is
Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
I told a crippled guy he is immortal cause he cant kick the bucket
Yo momma's decided to go to KFC, until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and cashier said ''here is the reciept'' now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spended more than drakes net worth that he can even lend, she went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food, by the second they see the plates empty, and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Your mama so fat she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.