Why can't Asians make a white baby? Cause two wongs don't make a white
Why don't we have female magicians 'Cause the last ones got hang
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
I don’t orphans work at dollar tree?cause it’s a family business
Why Orphans cant play Baseball? Cause they cant find thier Homebase.
How do you cause an African Parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
I went to MacDonald's to get a big mac, it was for his mom cause she was to fat
Why do you always high five the emo person... cause can't just leave them hanging.
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
Cause I clapped him cheeks fool!
why did the midget laugh when he ran, cause the grass tickles his balls
why are Americans so bad at clash royale, cause they already lost two towers
why are Americans so bad at clash of clans, cause they already lost two towers
why cant orphans play baseball
cause they cant see home
Why dont chinese people believe in santa? Cause they mak the toys
why can Asian people buy phones?
cause they might call the wong number
Why does Peter Pan always fly
Cause he neverlands
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals or cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth. I'll let u decide
Is that a mirror in your pants cause I can see myself inside them
Q: why is america bad at chess
A: cause they already lost two towers