What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff
dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
Simplest way to tell if dogs are better than cats. My dog is named curiosity, and your cat is dead
hello ppls i'm lilkitten ig
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat? A:cowacat B:mooure C:cowacatfood
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat? I haven’t banged a hooker.
i had sex with my dog once and my cat hissed at me for not doing her
READ THIS OUT LOUD: This is this cat This is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is a busy cat This is a for cat This is forty cat this is seconds cat NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't I do it myself
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. Shit. My mum was like what did you just say child??? Sister: I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh...... Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... This pie is very sugarplum-y. She said what do you mean by that? I said It tastes like sugarplums...