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My proctologist used to be a photographer, he took x-rays and told me to bend over and say cheese

Why did the rapper always carry a camera?

Because he wanted to CAPTURE the RAP STAR

What’s something you can say in bed and in a zoom meeting Do you want the cameras on or off?

Anonymous
01/22/20(Wed)02:16:13 No.819003901
I just got released from prison. Four years. I robbed a
fucking bank but plead down to aggravated assault.
Money's gone. Fucking dye packs. Oh well, could
have been 20 so no complaints.
Now what do? Drive a truck?
>>819004027 # >>819004077 # >>819004321 # >>819014798 #
: Anonymous
>>819003901 #
Here's what you do
>start youtube channel
>your very first video is going to be you sitting in front
of a high quality camera looking presentable
>half the screen is going to show a videogame
>title of the youtube video: "REAL Bank Robber
Critiques GTA5 Bank Heist Mission"
01/22/20(Wed)02:26:13 No.819004321
>you're gonna commentate over the gta5 intro and
say shit like "yeah thats pretty realistic they'd have
alarms like that"
>pause the cutscene every now and then and say
some shit like "back when i hit the bank, the cops
were on us much quicker than this, so im not sure
this is entirely accurate"
>your next videos are going to be you critiquing
similar scenes from other games or movies
>then your videos are going to be QandA about
prison life
>before you know it you're at 350k subs and growing
and all you do is talk into a camera about prison
>enjoy making more money than all of us

When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says cut

The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast

honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.

What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette? Your camera.

You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.

The hero we needed but didn’t deserve

When you stand and die in front
of camera to bait the impostor
so security will know
carefully, he's a crewmate

joe mama roast

Tell me 10 best yo-mama jokes
1. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow
raincoat, people shout "taxi!"
2. Yo mama is so old, when she was in school,
history was called current events.
3. Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a
bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.
4. Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to
pay attention.
5. Yo mama is so short, she poses for trophies.
6. Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of
her.
7. Yo mama is so stupid, she brought a spoon to
the Super Bowl.
8. Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a two-income
family is where your spouse works two jobs.
9. Yo mama is so clumsy, she could trip over a
cordless phone.
10. Yo mama is so slow, when she ran the 100-
meter dash, she finished in the next Olympics.

ok

Me staring directly into the
Walmart
self checkout
camera
as I scan my
nutsack as a bag of onions

Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.

true

When I accidentally switch to
my front camera & I'm there like:
NAUTICA
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6.A
NEW YE
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shrek=daddy

When you accidentally open
your front-facing camera

Your not actually cute so shhhhh

Chris Hallbeck
@ChrisHalbeck
When you accidentally turn on the
front facing camera but it's okay
because you're cute.

Wanna see an mistake go on camera and take an pic of you

When and orphan takes a pic is it known as a family picture 📸

hell be like

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You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

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