Why don’t romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten. 😂😂😂 (^O^)
caesar went to the future only to see on how the roman’s forgot Julius caesar but only made a salad… i think it would have been better if caesar stayed dead
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad) and to make the best salad you stab it 23 times until the CAESAR salad, Romaine Salad, is fresh.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
Julius’s wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).
What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?
“Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”
You travel to the past into the era where julius caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?¨
You reply with: ¨Surrounded by friends¨
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad( chicken Caesar salad )