A man comes home and the wife says 'My ex just died by getting hit by a bus' and the husband said 'I lost my job as a bus driver'
Man: aw man im having a bad day Man's friend:same Man:so why did you have a bad day my brother got hit by the school bus Man's friend: i got fired as a bus driver Man: oh great heavens
So little johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!
If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?
Little johnny smiled and said: A bus driver!
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today? (Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka. (Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well I quit! (Kid) Quit What? (Bus Driver) Living. (Kid) But it was a joke! (Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die but you will still be alive. (Kid) Ok (Bus Driver) That was a joke too!
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE MY WIFE GOR HOT BY A BUS!!! AND I LOST MY JOB AS A BUS DRIVER!!
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT'S a U Problem
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg? Hop on.
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any- let's just say I list my job as a bud driver
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏
What do you call a school bus driver that can not walk.? A silly 😝 school bus driver
What is bus driver that does not work? A useless one ☝️
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster
What did the bus driver say to the car? What is your address
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜? Where do you live
