Knock knock Who’s there Broccoli Broccoli who Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
What’s the hardest part of vegetable——- the wheel
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli
Broccoli says" I look like a tree" Walnut says "I look like a brain", Cashew says "I look like a kidney", Banana says "can we change the topic please? "
What’s brock from pokemon favourite food?
Brockoli
Broccoli is like anal sex.
If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
If the broccoli said “I look like a tree”,then what did the mushroom say? “I look like an umbrella.”
