Breath Jokes

What happens when the twin towers breathe they collapse like a orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa

What is George Floyd's pickup line? You are breath taking.

Mrbeast: *breaths*

Twitter: 😡🤬

Your mamas breath smells so bad. People can't wait for her to fart.

I farted in my grandma ́s breathing machine

A friend called me a while back say "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing". I reply saying " Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes".

What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd Nothing they both can’t breath

One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim and they had no life jackets. Doo Da suddenly started yelling, " I got one boys! '' as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way to large for him to get onto the boat and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock, but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da. Upon arriving at her house, they did rock paper scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell, again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, " I've been trying to call Doo Da and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, " We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we morn Doo Da today.''

are you George Floyd?

cause baby you take my breath away... OOF

How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

Is breath smell like 🍑

A 9 year old year girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breath as she waits for the doctor to come. The doctor finally comes and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth

[being buried alive]

murderer: *out of breath* how are you eating the dirt so quickly

Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.

What kind of air does Ariana breathe?

Helium