What do africans eat for breakfast
E-Bola Cornflakes
last last now everyobdy go chop breakfast
Say Ihop ness: i made you eat your pees:🤦
why can't orphans have cerial: because their dad didn't come back with the milk
Amber Heard’s Morning Routine
Wake Up Eat Breakfast Take a Shit Get Out of Bed
what did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast his left sholder
dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
To momma's so fat she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl
you so flat you make pancakes look thiccc
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it break fast
Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully she was hot and had a nice ass so it was enjoyable raping her. The next day when i woke up I found her body only half eaten, her lower body was still intact so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast, her ass tasted good with some ketchup.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast”
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off
yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex I could not think that her mother is so hot
what will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian and I know how to BAKEon breakfast
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy
What 2 things can you never have for breakfast??
Lunch and Dinner!!!
My day started out great until I woke up
y do people eat cereal for breakfast?
because why not.
I got up one day my neighbor was in my house and was going to take me, and my mom out. I show my mom and my neighbor a trick. They both liked it. I ask my neighbor do you know any tricks he said yes, in matter of fact I could tell you what your mom had for breakfast. I said how well my neighbor lick my mom ass, and ate her pussy out in front me. He told me my mom had pancakes. So we were in the car I ask my neighbor How did you know what my mom had pancakes for breakfast. My neighbor said well that is what your mom made me while we were waiting for you to get up.
