KATGOD HERE IS A NEW CHAT BOX
This man came up to me and asked if i could sell my house to him and i said sure then five days later he said that the loan should came in the mailbox then i checked the mail box and the only thing i saw was nothing so i told the guy DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma. Why is that man in a box?" and she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "WHAT KIND OF BOX DID HE LIVE IN BEFORE?! HOW IS THIS BOX BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE?! IT'S JUST A BOX!" And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Chat box hang out
stephen hawkng isnt dead his update is just laggy because he is too far from the wifi box
Yo mama soooo stupid she bought tickets *TO X-BOX LIVE*
Yesterday I had a party. I got questioned about 5 dead kids died up locked in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them
Whats the dame about boxes and children. There both found in basements
How do homeless people move where there living?
They pickup there box and walk away 🖕🏿
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
Roses are red, violets are blue, i'd rather be single then be with someone like you.
Bill gets home from work late again, and Susan is angry. She hollars at Bill, "I AM FURIOUS. WHEN I GO OUTSIDE TOMORROW THERE BETTER BE SOMETHING THAT GOES FROM 0 to 200 IN 6 SECONDS". Bill Says, "Ok". The next morning there is a box outside! Susan opens it..It's a scale! Bill hasn't been seen since October 2, 2002.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes
Both of those are commonly found in basements
THE TUPPERWARE PEOPLE CAME TO OUR HOUSE. THEY ASKED MY WIFE WHERE'S KITCHEN. SORRY I HAVE ONLY LIVED HTERE FOR 3 MONTHS. BUT MY JEWELRY IS UP STAIRS IN MY JEWELRY BOX LOCATED IN MY BEDROOM
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the milky way!
A week before Christmas my wife left me, she said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore. On Christmas eve Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "all I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world." On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.
What do condoms and whores have in common? Answer: There is a lot that cums in every box
I had 2 boxes 1 roblox 1 xbox
