I got barred from weight watchers today it wasn't my fault it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room all i did was say that it was the funniest game of hungry hungry hippo's that I have ever seen
How is the world like a box of crayons? - Nobody likes the white ones And a side note, It's multi colored
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week and it said 2-4 years on the box.
Juice WRLD More like Juice Boxed Rip tho
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly there was also two towers included in the box as well..
dudeeeeeeeeeee if u stabe a cereal box will that make u a cereal killer?
What did they find in jeffery dahmers apartment?
jack in a box.
The cold winter night there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men where gay but they did not know. Fili: Fili. Kili: And Kili. Fili and Kili: At your service. Kili: You must be Mr. Baggins. Bilbo: No! You can’t come in, you’ve come to the wrong house. Kili: What?! Has it been canceled? Fili: No one told us. Bilbo: Can...! No, nothing’s been canceled. Kili: That’s a relief. Fili: Careful with these, I just had them sharpened. Kili: It’s nice, this place. Did you do it yourself? Bilbo: Uh...no, it’s been in the family for years. That’s my mother’s glory box, can you please not do that? Dwalin: Fili, Kili, come on, give us a hand. Kili: Mr. Dwalin. Balin: Let’s shove this in the hole, or otherwise we’ll never get everyone in. Bilbo: Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. There’s nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! There’s far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockhead’s idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste! One of the Dwarves: Get off, you big lump!
Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. it was a bar seat. they where able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it
Little Johnny and his mom were sitting in church one day, when suddenly Johnny said,"Mom I think I'm gonna throw up" Then his mom said, "Go across the field and into the bushes, hopefully no one will see you there". Johnny comes back a minute later and his mom asks,"Did you make it?", then Johnny said,"No, but there was a box by the door that SAID For The Sick"
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months? Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favourite teacher. One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas. The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas? Johnny Relied. Sorry miss my rabbit died.
How did princess Dianna die? Giving the glove box head.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun, it comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now pay later.
when your rother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b day (* *)
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates? If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
Yo momma so stupid she eats cardboard boxes thinking it's chocolate bars.
