I just got a text on my cell bone be right back ;)
Papyrus:Sans can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human! Sans:Sure bro lemme just get on the Tele-bone Papyrus:Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!! Sans:yea bro Papyrus:You know what I will tell Undyne instead.
You know this jokes really crack up my bones~
If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
-P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus
You’ll parsley be-leaf how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
Q:What do women and kfc have in common A:once you eat the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasey box to put ur bone in
my friend wast laughing at my jokes so i said is you funny bone broken but he git mad and than i said do you have bone to pick with me he try to insult me but i said call me what you want i got think skin and this story was down to the bone
i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
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I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years-old.
*tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. i mean, there's a skele-ton of em! you gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. did those tickle your funny bone? now i've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. now if you hate all these, i won't be bothered, i got thick skin! but first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. now, i gotta go to grillby's. they got a discount on spare-ribs. bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonley.
what did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said "im gonna break your heart" He says "go ahead your not breaking my 206 healthy bones"
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
SANS you lazy-bones get up and do something. Sans: I am doing something. Papyrus: oh yeah, what. Sans: thinking up a skele-ton of jokes. Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you. Sans: what does someone not have a funny-bone oh wait do you have a bone to pick with me I have 206
Sans:pap you're spaghetti is bonearific.paprus: sans no. Aw you're funny Bone is not working come on that one was a rib tickler
A skeleton had a job interview but he looked messy
I had to fix his COLLARbone