What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognised.
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Guys stop making jokes about Blind people they might s... never mind continue.
I remember waving at this guy in the street, the asshole didn't wave back... Come to think of it he was also swing around a weird stick.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper it said "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽" I have no idea how he knew.
Q: How do you blind a woman? A: You put a windshield in front of her
Why did the blind man get killed, bcz he never saw it coming
what did the blind kid get for his birtday? Idk he still didnt look
Who is the blindest person in the world
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, nevermind, carry on.
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
My friend said he saw a blind man I said did he LOOK nice
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him Rearrange the furniture
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes and mars was blind due to it's frequent sandstorms so it let Phobos and Deimos to be its moons
Why can’t the blind man find love, It’s called love at first sight.
