When a pregnant lady gives birth it looks like she is having an erection
What do you call a premature chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming
whats the difference of your birth and 911 one was planed
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
I'm no an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
my dog is pregnant i’m a be a ... i don’t know?
oohh a owner
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed but I remembered you were adopted...
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
So a woman gives birth to a child and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down and starts swinging it around the room and slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go you sick bastard!”, and the doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
When ur born on 4/20/69
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure? Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.