Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to go check my garage, it’s all good bc I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called? A tEsTiClE-
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
a kid named timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike and the kid said i cant use it my butt hurts
Q. Why did the boy fall of his bike
A.his mom through a oven at him
once i was riding my bike and saw a $5 i jumped of and died
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall.
i was riding my bike when i saw a mans head in the wheel. it was mine.
Why can’t orphans ride a bike? Cause there parents won’t follow them
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
I was riding a bike with no helmet I went and went with no helmet until.............I broke my head with no helmet on
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?” Johnny: “A new bike”.
I got my son a bike for his birthday the ungratful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
why did the bike fall over? because it was too tired
I can’t take credit for this joke it’s not mine. Remember that time joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault he blamed the tires for being too inflated
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike ? Hey look...no hands...or legs.
School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.