We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old
America get pranked lol Bidens penis is probably as big as the twin towers right now Oh wait...
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free
what did joe biden say to the dog? i'm gonna molest you.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger and then licked it. I passed out and now I'm here.
Biden and Trump. That's it. That's the joke.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over Im just aBiden the law officer.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins? Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Whatβs Joe Bidenβs favorite arcade game? Space Invaders
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID? Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Why doesnβt Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals? Because he canβt sniff their hair.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room? "Smell ya later!"
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common? Neither of them respect boundaries.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because heβs used to being in the teens
what would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan, "JOE".