Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun? Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear
yo mama so poor when I rang her door bell she said "Ding"
What do u call the bell at the Asian restaurant I'm Ta Ping it Som Ting Won
What do you call a door that bells? A door bell
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell? It gives him gas.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell? Explosion
Taco bell make's you crapy
i replaced jingle bells with jiggle balls... jiggle balls jiggle balls jiggle all the way! oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!
What does the door say to the door bell? the door said: "You dingus!"
Me after Taco Bell,”I’m about to blow this place up like September 11”
Your mom is soo fat when she asked "what gift will I get" abuela from encanto said DEFINITELY TACO BELL 🌮🔔
I ate taco bell last night i pooped out your hairline
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!!!
bell so ugly she acts like a boy
dezz nuts bell suck and she ugly
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that? Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?" Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first
