Why did the orphan join the baseball team? Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home
q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
a: They already ate the bat.
What’s the difference between a orphan and a baseball field
One has a home😂😂
why do orphans place baseball,
Because they have to run back to home base
Why can’t Asian people play baseball
Why?
Cause they ate the bat
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat~!
A orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says “dude, I gotta teach you”. The orphan goes “why I got all your moves down”. The baseball player goes “but kid you can never find home though”.
why cant a homeless person win a baseball game?? they cant find home plate
Why cant Orphans steal bases? Because they cant find home.
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
What's and orphans favorite sport? Baseball Because that's the only time they can run home.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game
ANSWER: They couldn't find home base
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
Cuz all the fans have left.
Why do orphans play baseball becuase they try to find 🏡
Why ain’t Indian packiscan aloud in the World Cup of baseball? Every time they hit a corner they open a shop
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
I was playing Baseball with a orphans but when they hit a homerun they had nowhere to go
y can orphans only hit a triple in baseball
Because they dont know where home is