Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always COUNT his BARS
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2) “I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop
What do you call a fart in a gay bar A mating call
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping CENTS instead of BARS
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't COUNT the BARS
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?” The bartender says, “No, only women.” The man then leaves.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos. I think I'll call it the The Cutting Board.
A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that. "new around here?" said the bartender "nah, been here awile" said the robot Bartender "you can talk?" robot "yeah, pretty cool huh." bartender "why do you want a martini" robot "oh, i'm just in the mood for one, you know?" The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk. The robot seems to be just like a normal human, "wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender "the top minds in the world." said the robot. The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..." Bartender, "what?" "Why did you read this entire story, it does not have a punchline, I just wasted your time, Get bamboozled nerd!"
