What did the Banana say to the vibrator? What are you shaking for, she’s going to eat me!
what does an orphan and a bananna have in common? They both get split up.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
Why don’t you pill a banana
It’s to hard to kill your nana
Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man? After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!
Who was the first carpenter??? Eve,,,,, she made Adam's banana stand...
why were the apple and orange all alone? because the banana "split"
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers
So Johnny was working at a deli, a woman walks up and asks, do you have any salad? Johnny says no, she asks? What about carrots? Again Johnny says no, she says what about bananas? Johnny says "tell ya what, spell out "lad" in salad" she spells L A D, Johnny replies "spell "rot" in carrot" she spells R O T, Johnny says "now spell "fuck" in vegetables or fruits" she says "there is no fuck in vegetables or fruits" Johnny exclaims "thats what ive been trying to tell you!"
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
gumball: what's that? Is it a twig? banana Joe: no. Darwin: Is it a leaf? banana Joe: no. Gumball: What is it then? banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana? Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To mario
what do you call a banana driving a car banana car
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana Dang girl you are so appealing😙
what did the banana say to the Ethan, Ryan and Cooper?
hi
Why did the banana like the movie Because it was apeeling
When I am getting bore, I hold a banana start shaking suddenly it gives out juice after a few min I get excited ohhhhhhj.... Try with a cucumber
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
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