I took a banana to the doctor. It wasn't peeling well.
How to become a monkey
Put a red dot on your forehead
What do emo kids and bananas have in common? They both hang on trees
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account prime mates
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
Bitch i can make orange rhyme with banana
BORNANA
Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. "Doctor, I'm not feeling well" the man complains. " Well, it's no wonder" The Doctor replies " You're not eating right"
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and whent up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates,what is it?" "OH honey thats your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" so the sister replies with a laugh "you think thats cool my monkey is already eating bananas
Banana bread is cute
banana
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........ IMAGINE
A couple were trying new things in the bedroom to spice up their marriage. The husband would blindfold the wife, put on a condom and she would guess the flavor. they did this one time a night. The first night, she put the blindfold on and he put the condom on his dick and she tasted it, she immediately knew it was strawberry. The second night, the same thing happened except it was banana. The third night, she put the blindfold on and tasted his dick and said eww it tastes like cheese and onions. The husband replied hang on I haven't put the condom on yet.
Why did a girl like bananas?Because one day she might need to be ready.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris? Ape suzettes.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
what key opens a banana
a mon-key
Lil Johnny's teacher wanted to play a alphabet game so she said what word starts with a lil johnny raised he hand fast but she know that he I would say ass so she picked on Sally and she said Apple and she said what word starts with b little johnny raised his hand as fast as he could but she knew that he would say something like bitch so she picked on Emmanuel and Emmanuel said banana so she went all the way to w Little Johnny raises hand as fast as he could again and the teacher thought of a cuss word that could start with the letter w she could not think of a cuss word that could start with w so she called on Little Johnny Little Johnny said wow the teacher said good job then Little Johnny said like wow too elephants fucking
what do u call a bruised banana a school bus full of his kids
why can an orphan relate to a pack of banana's because they both split away from their family
What call a shoe made out of a banana
A slipper
